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When the bitch you hate speaks:

totally-relatable:

What you wanna do

 
But all you really do is

(Source: darth-sayder)

Posted 3 weeks ago
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words

Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“

Patient: 

(Source: fortruthforloveformydesire)

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Voldemort: I will never die
Neville: *severs Nagini’s head*
Neville: YOLO
Voldemort: …shit.

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  1. friend: mulan isnt even a princess
  2. me: dishonor
  3. dishonor on you
  4. dishonor on your whole family
  5. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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howdomermaidsfuck:

pseudo-bohemian-loser:

donniaandjokesy:

HE’S ON THE NEWS H OLY


wtf is happening

this raises one question: what else can we control

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